Let's get real. You probably don't need beer socks, a burrito blanket, or a taxidermy alligator for your day-to-day activities.
The beauty of AliExpress is that it has a ton of odd things, and it is known for its cheap prices. This E-commerce platform doesn't produce its own products, and instead it relies on independent small businesses in China and South-East Asia.
And since there are a lot of sellers, and listing prices are significantly lower than on places like, say, Amazon, and the warehousing in most cases is handled by the sellers, there are things that you are less likely to find anywhere else.
While we have a ton of useful things on our site, this collection is dedicated to those who believe that the quality of life can be improved by buying things that genuinely make you smile ear to ear when you interact with them.
You probably don't need a Squidward doormat, a bob wig for your dog, or a whack-a-mole hanger for your day-to-day activities.
But, after all, why shouldn't you have them?
Resin-made diver figurines. They are hand-painted, and there are 4 different shapes/forms.
Whether you are a diver or not, you can dive into the realm of decorating your own living space with style.
What better way to get out of the steamy (or cold) shower, than to step on a face of a cartoon character, that you hated as a kind, but the one that most adults identify the most with?
You don't have to be a beer enthusiast to appreciate these socks, but it definitely helps.
This listing has a few other designs that are and are not beer-related.
DOG BOB WIG
Ok, I don't really know what to say about this, but it seems to me that a description is not really required.
A hanger for keys/reusable face masks/light jackets/anything else, where a groundhog pops up while it's in use.
I have one for my dog's leash, and it's amazing. There are squirrels, cats, bears and ladybug options available 😃
If you have a toddler, or if you identify as a burrito (don't we all on Monday mornings), this pita blanket will bring you one step closer to help your outer self reflect your inner world.
AN AMAZING SHREK THROW BLANKET
This is either a way to keep your virginity, or instantly lose it to a person with a very weird amazing taste.
Absorb your oolong tea spills in style.
Personally, these tea towels aren't the first thing that comes to mind when I think of decorating my kitchen, but I have to admit they look low-key luxurious.
“Hey mayte, haow was yoah waykend?”
“Aye, the usual, downed a Fosters and shawt a couple crawcs.”
Definitely in poor taste.
SKINNY WALL-MOUNTED VASE
I really like the look of these. I would imagine, they would work best with fake plants.
AVOCADO PHONE CASE + SOCKET
iPhone cases with avocados on them that have an avocado pop socket. What not to like?
Unless you don't like the color green, or avocadoes, in which case there is a lemon, peach, watermelon and a strawberry designs. You've got to like at least one of those, right?
SLEEPING BAG THAT YOU CAN WALK IN
Dork factor? 10/10
Functionality? Also 10/10.
I mean, it's a sleeping bag that you can walk in and sleep in.
Might be best to stay away further from the campfire. With how warm it will keep you, it shouldn't be a problem.
SAFETY VEST FOR YOUR CHICKEN
A high-vis vest for your chickens. This way they are going to be safe crossing the road.
AND A HELMET (SAFETY FIRST!)
And for the most hot-headed chickens, a helmet will be necessary.
POP-IT IPHONE CASE
The days of fidget spinners are long gone. Pop-its are replacing them. It's like an infinite supply of bubble wrap.
GLASS TEA INFUSER WITH A CORK PLUG
A stylish tea infuser.
I think the glass ones are better than the metal (glass doesn't get oxidized and there is less doubts of what material it is), and it also looks better IMO.
The diameter is 1″ so it shouldn't be that hard to clean it.
‘MAKE IT RAIN' MONEY PISTOL
A perfect metaphor of what it feels like shopping on AliExpress, especially during the 11.11 sale.